December 2009
I hate today. And it’s barely fucking started.
yaaaay!! http://twitpic.com/vsn18
Yarn + fire + new tv + it’s always sunny + all the DVDs in the world + $1100 day at work. Yay! http://twitpic.com/vsmx8
RT @eponymoushipstr the odds of airline terrorism - http://bit.ly/78dEL8
Finally!! http://twitpic.com/vp3y9
I love when yarn starts looking like this. http://twitpic.com/vogvv
DO NOT WANT WORK.
Srsly, we need to import Graham Norton and replace every other late night show we have. I laugh at that show more than anything in the US.
I just kicked a trash can at my brother, said fuck you I hate you and stormed off. Today is starting well.
He promised last night the cig he was smoking would be the last one inside because I’ve been trying to quit for a while now.
Then I go into his room today and he’s chain smoked 5+ in his room. Stinking up the house we BOTH JUST CLEANED THE FUCK OUT OF.
When I asked him wtf he was doing, he agreed not to he said yeah, for that night. For 4 months he’s been smoking
indoors and telling me everyday he’ll stop.
I’m not even that bad, but constantly being around smoke makes it impossible to quit no matter who you are.
Oh, and he said yeah for that night, stop fucking nagging me. Asshole.
And now my hand hurts from slamming the door. :(
And I feel retarded for hitting something and slamming doors. :(
I cant be bothered to do a mass text. Merry Christmas y’all.
Christmas kicked retarded terrorist ass today. http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/12/25/airliner.firecrackers/index.html
Merry Christmas!!!
But otherwise she’s pretty much perfect. :) http://twitpic.com/v2dfl
My dog sits on things funny. http://twitpic.com/v2d4y
Happy, because she won that battle. Belleh rubs! http://twitpic.com/v2ffb
Sad she can’t have pettins while crochet. http://twitpic.com/v2f9q
Nooooo, pupsicle! Don’t dig in my yarn pile! Yarn pile is not dirt, ya? Stop teh cute. :(
I live a sad little life dull of dog tweets on Christmas eve. And crocheting. I’m an eighty year old widow methinks.
Kids these days and their twattering. In my day we had livejournals!! And we made a real effort to write at length about our tough lives!
Making familys Xmas gifts the night before cause I’m a bamf. http://twitpic.com/v1i4m
Half day @ work for Xmas Eve, came home to my dog mid seizure however, she is now fine and currently curled up on my lap dreaming&squeaking.
Imma be honest, I kind of like Ke$ha’s Tik Tok song, and I am embarassed just typing her ‘name’;.
Gooooood. :D
RT @megsie_peg: It’s better to be haunted by pirate ghosts than guilt. #truth
RT @ZombieCaptNHook: RT @El_poll0_loc0: Great Deals on AT&T Phones @ 20 of my locations in NVA . Hit me up !!!! … 9700 Bolds on sale
Prettty sure I just saw Tobin Bell in the saloon in Back to the Future III. But he’s not credited. BUT IT’S HIM. TOTES.
Why dd I just watch the Carrie Underwood Christmas special when my friends are out drinking? Because no one told me!
But I really can’t explain the Carrie Underwood part. Really, I can’t.
I love when I open fizzy drinks and the gas releases scaring the wits out of my dog. It never gets old and happens more than you’d think. :D
Done! And with the Hook o’ Triumphant Crochet chillin’. http://twitpic.com/ulram
Basket it comes in: http://twitpic.com/ulrhy
Magic grow Rudolph hidden in the bottom: http://twitpic.com/ulrqf
Mini personalized wooden photo frame magnet with her name as a tag: http://twitpic.com/ulrlx
And the piglets - she collects them - that will be wrapped up in the scarf as a surprise! http://twitpic.com/ulsfx
I am fucking awesome at Secret Santa. Fucking. Awesome.
I added jolly cheer stuff! http://twitpic.com/ulucu
Final result! http://twitpic.com/ulvs6
I’m exhausted, but I had to restart a scarf for Secret Santa tomorrow. Don’t judge my bare mattress - I’m tired! http://twitpic.com/ul18a
I really love the view from the office parking lot in the morning. http://twitpic.com/ul1yo
RT @taylorswift13: My bro is calling his phone: iPhone, Im sorry I lost you. But if you’e listening to this please come home. I miss you.
My leg is asleep! Oh no! Decisions, decisions! http://twitpic.com/ugm9n
Dead, naked, and wet. That sucks Ms. Murphy. It truly does.