If I ever come across this again, I will never not reblog.
“Hello? Master? Yeah, this is the Doctor. Could you… maybe, could you come over to the TARDIS tonight? And bring Mean Girls with you? And pick up some more Ben & Jerry’s on the way? No, of course my latest Companion didn’t break up with me. Why would you say that? Maybe I just want to watch Mean Girls and eat Ben & Jerry’s, ok.”
“I love this movie, don’t you? It’s just so… it teaches you things. About life. And high school. And fashion.”
The Master grimaced and made another grab for the half-empty bottle of Jameson clutched in the Doctor’s right hand, hoping the movie would distract him. The Doctor dodged him again, dripping a bit of melty Cherry Garcia over the Master’s sleeve, managing not to miss even a second if Mean Girls in the process.
“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?” he asked, pausing in his attempts to salvage the evening to lick the spill off his cuff.
“No,” the Doctor pouted. “‘S not even half empty. See? Still got a lot left. Need something to drink for The Lion King, don’t I?”
“Then at least give me the ice cream before you ruin this couch,” the Master said, reaching cautiously for the soggy container. “It’s not even ice cream anymore, look - it’s soup.”
“Oh my god, Master.” The Doctor leaned away from him, keeping his booze and sweets away from his companion’s flailing (and short) reach. “You can’t just call people soup.”
“The next wretched human Companion you take on, I’m going to sew you two together,” the Master grumbled, scooting back to his end of the couch and folding his arms in irritation. “Or drug them when they try and leave, or something. This happens every time.”
The Doctor’s lower lip trembled, and the Master realized he’d made a grievous mistake.
“Y-you know,” he said, voice shaky with emotion, “Rose Tyler… Rose Tyler loved drugs.”
Oh, it was going to be a long night.
I’m just going to leave this here.
ROSE TYLER LOVED DRUGS.
Favorite thing ever : y/n
Seriously, THIS WINS THE INTERNET.
Oh my. I don’t even like fanfiction and little snippets like this. But it made me lol.
IDEK.
This one is actually really well edited.
CAN I JUST HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG AGAIN
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this is wonderful
<3 that people are still going apeshit over this. :)
